I am Roisin and I'm 15 and I'm Irish. I love so many bands I'm surprised I have room for anything else in my head. I also think Youtubers are awesome. Zombie movies, pandas, t.v shows and guitars are also pretty cool
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
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it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours
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really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
(Source: riddlemetom, via unlesstheylistentonickelback)
burn everything u love then burn the
ashes
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how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
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won’t grayson, won’t grayson
a book by a slightly less optimistic john green
#kind of curious as to where is alaska
the fault in our everything
….tissue villages
my dreams are like glowing things i can’t be bothered to make into shapes
“alright can be our sometimes”
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once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
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friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
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THE FUCKING RED RIDING HOOD ONE. THATS NOT NICE
(Source: Karren Hallion Illustration, via fueledbypainandtears)
