I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
|fleur:||oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!|
|cedric:||yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.|
|harry:||see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.|
|everyone:||what about you, viktor?|
|viktor:||IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK|
here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
IT’S STILL SEPTEMBER
DON’T STOP THE HOLLOW WEENIE